iphone420:

in the beginning of freshman year i ate a whole jar of nutella in less than a day and i was out of school for like 3 days because i couldnt stop pooping true story

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theclearlydope:

Congratulations on winning the yearbook.

theclearlydope:

Congratulations on winning the yearbook.

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buryhiminthecoldwhiteground:

Obama you so cool.

Why my country doesn’t have a president as Obama?

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lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

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nashhty:

The boys on our baseball team covered call me maybe like the harvard boys did! It’s only funny to me because I actually know the guys in it but the end is still pretty funny 

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iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

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